Leaving your company? Cover yourself with this disclaimer.
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I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that any inefficiencies, imperfections, redundancies, spaghetti code, and/or band-aid solutions contained within [project name]-related code is the direct result of time constraints, minimal training, conflicting business logic, unstable requirements, and other such unforeseen events.
I hereby absolve [your name] of all liability with respect to physical and/or mental afflictions resulting from development and maintenance of [project name] code, including (but not limited to) stress, migraines, palpable frustration, constipation, and all other afflictions of comparable severity.
Signed,
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